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My Vaseline Diaries

by Blindfolded and Led to the Woods

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""I found these guys on YouTube Man they suck, what the fuck These guys dress like fags" I x'd that tab real fast Father walked in, hand reeked of pin He slipped on my lubricants What is in the bucket? It's quite the potent stench Blanketing the bleeding man What is in the sack? It's wriggling and damp It's making an escape I don't really like this... It's crawling towards me It's agenda unseen I can't see the future But it's looking rather grim So I grab the webcam This looks like the ending Creation of the next big thing All these kids love vids like this More than you think Days that follow Become the viral Fuck you look awesome
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Black suits, billboards Concrete structures Consciousness verse currency I am the one who will shut this down I am the one they will call the wolf I will bring this city to its knees Today I am a wolf in a wall street tomb Here to free the slaves Today I am a wolf in a wall street tomb This is the death of the dollar I want to see a world without this slavery I am the one they call wolf exposing conspiracy Follow me with this dream in sight I am the usher of freedom A wolf in a wall street tomb
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Statues of eyes looking upon me Waiting for my next drop I am dubsteps king I am exactly where they want me to be Bloodshot eyes and massive pupils Every teens dream Smashing tabs at sunrise Smashing whores at sundown Snorting lines at dusk Off bitches tits till dawn Illegitimate Children born with the Mutations from my Drug fuelled mutant seed I fathered this spawn Created by my world A generation of Harlequin mutations
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Sorry you're not invited Can you please get your things and Get the fuck out of my house Who invited you? Exclusive How old are you? Like 40, you invalid Take your fucking punchbowl You don't like grindcore You don't like dubstep
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We can't stand for this anymore This world sees tragedy But when we open our eyes We'll watch religion fall Nothing could be more idiotic Or absurd as the doctrine of the trinity We will not be born again We had it right the first time We will not be born again Malevolent mind virus We'll watch religion fall This world will be beautiful This world will spread understanding
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Parts of my mind Seem so hard to define With her I stabilised Balance is now fractured Empty without structure Void of all senses Disconnecting Thoughts of her Now overwhelm My mind is a rubix cube With too many colours A rainbow in shades Of black and grey Taken from this place Licking the cum from her face
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Unzip unplug Lets open up This liquor is fucked A new bag of snuff New shirt and a fade Rolling underground Senses overwhelmed A rose and a bud A trip and some blood Magnolia Unify the mechanisms Unify the mechanisms The very essence, the nutrient I'm not above some violence A cluster of some white transferring yes In the corners of my eyes I never want to feel them touch me K eye double L! Them all K eye double L! Faint decomposing smell
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The Earwig 03:43
"Humanity" a word to describe the nature Of the parasites that populate this celestial body By a stroke of luck they experience consciousness Yet they subscribe to absolute brainwashing Without us they are free Without them we are nothing I am a throbbing vein of misdirection The shadow on the living room wall I blow out candles with canine kisses Crawling writhing manipulation Enslavement The lies That crawl Into the brains of the populous The earwigs "Humanity" a word to describe the nature Of the parasites that populate this celestial body
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26846 04:16
I can't even understand The words coming out of their mouths It's that lack of understanding That allows us to create our own meaning Without having to worry about The potential disappointment Of bad lyrics and that's magic Molecule molar mistress You're rather malnourished And there's vultures Circling your hate work Two six eight four six Two six eight four six
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Like a disease, this spreads like a disease This shit spreads like a disease You'll see the rise in non conformity Spreading your beliefs Like the ones you despise You're on the right side of the fence Standing for wrong morals And in time you'll see Spreading your beliefs You've become the preacher For something worse than religion

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released November 14, 2014

Recorded and mixed by TKO at STL Audio
Mastered by Collin Jordan at BR Mastering, Chicago.

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Blindfolded and Led to the Woods Christchurch, New Zealand

2021 and Blindfolded and Led to the Woods are back with their 3rd full length album Nightmare Withdrawals.

Fueled by trauma, yet wholly cathartic, Nightmare Withdrawals’ sinuous songs exhibit technical mastery and raw emotionality.

Nightmare Withdrawals is out March 26th.
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